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12.06.2025 02:55

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
How are max different from medical and minimum security prisons?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
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Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why do wives cheat with black guys?
They put up a sign reading
Thumbs down again.
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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So, the docs changed it to read
What are some reasons why men may not want to date a woman who can pay her own bills?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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No way
No, not a chance
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why did Trump call Biden and Schumer Palestinians?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
Would Donald Trump's reelection make the world more dangerous?
share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
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